1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
- because they are plugged into a genius
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
- they don't have enough time
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
- they don't stop to ask directions
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
- because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock
(You're laughing aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
- so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
- you need a rough draft before you make a final copy
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
- don't know.....it never happened
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
- because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !